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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:19 pm |
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post mga joke story bai.. para malingaw ta gamay heheheeh  |
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:22 pm |
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Teacher: If you found a bill worth a hundred, would you keep it?
Pupil: No, sir.
Teacher: Good, what would you do with it?
Pupil: Sir, I’ll spend it.
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:50 pm |
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4 job applicant were asked
interviewer: what is d fastest thing in da world?
German says: thought
American says: a blink of the eye
Aussie says: light switch
Juan da pinoy says: DIARHEA
interviewer: why diarhea?
Juan: let me explain
dis murning, i had istumak ek, i run to di tuylet but bipur
i kud tenk,blenk, or eben swits on di layt, dir was igit en my pants already,
soo fast, very fast
hehehehehehehehe |
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:52 pm |
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ANAK: MA GUSTO KO ESPESYAL AKNG BIRTDAY HA.
DAPAT IMUNG MSG NAKU KNANG MATOUCH KO UG MAKAHILAK JD KO.
MAMA: NAK.....
ADAPTED RAKA...
TOINK HEHHEEHEHEHEH |
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:00 am |
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4 symptomz nga naay laing imung uyab:
1. cge ug kasakit, dli makigkita ky naay hed ache, stomach ache,
tot ache,kulang nalang mo ingon operahan cya.
2.sau nang permi matulog. 10pm pa 2log na. mo tx lang og gudnyt mwahhhhhh luv u
padung d i to laag
3.kung manahanhid pud nga mo laag?
mag cge ug ka low bat, walay signal, walay load
kuwang nalang mo ingon na nasnatch iya pone.
4.cge pangutana asa ka? dili tungod gi mingaw cya nimo.
mahadlok lang cya mag abot mo!
KINSAY GUILTY DIHA ???????
hehhehehehehe
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:03 am |
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APO: LA MAAYU KAAYO AMUNG TITSER
GI TUDLUAN MI UG MAAYUNG PAMATASAN
LOLA: AW, UNYA KAHIBALO NAKA MO RESPETO SA MGA TIGULANG?
APO: ALANGAN! AMAW! GI TUDLUAN GANI MI! BOGO GYUD.....
HALAAAA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
ROCK ON!!!!
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:07 am |
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woman with a baby on a bus
DRIVER: WHAT AN UGLY BABY
(the mother was hurt, she transfered to another seat).
The man next to her asked:
WHATS WRONG LADY?
WOMAN: THE DRIVER JUST INSULTED ME
MAN: WHAT A JERK! SHE SHOULD RESPECT YOU
GO GET HIS NAME AND ID NUMBER, COM'ON,
I'LL HOLD YOUR MONKEY FOR YOU..
HEHEHEHEEHE OTRO PUD DIAY HEHEHEHEHEHEEH LOLLSSS
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:10 am |
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FIRST TIME SA PIER:
APO: LO ANG LAKI PALA NG BARKO SA PERSONAL
LOLO: GAGO! WAG KANG MAINGAY BAKA MAHALATANG TAGA BUKID TAYO
TAHIMIK KA NALANG DYAN.
MAMAYA LILIPAD DIN YAN
PAILA GYUD LO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:15 am |
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3 KA KAWATAN GI SULATAN SA HARI.
HARI: DALHI KO 10 KA PRUTAS SA MATAG USA KA NINYO.
SI JUAN KAY NAG DALA UG 10 KA APPLE
HARI: HALA ISULOD NA TANAN SA IMUNG LUBOT
KUNG MAUSAB IMUNG NAWNG UG MOKATAWA KA, PATYUN TIKA
GI PASOK NI JUAN ANG PERMIRONG APPLE NAGUBA IYANG NAWNG, PATAY
PEDRO NAG DALA UG 10 KA LUMBOY,
GI PASOK SA LUBOT, USA NALANG KA LUMBOY NING KATAWA SIYA, PATAY
NAG KITA SILA SA LANGIT
JUAN: LAST NALANG UNTA TUNG LUMBOY, NGANUNG NING KATAWA PAMAN KA?
PEDRO: NAKA KITA MAN GUD KO NI BERTO NAG DALA UG DURIAN....
HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE LIMAN KA DURIAN IPASOK SA LUBOT...
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:20 am |
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NANAY: nak, pag amping baya sa imong pgkababae
danlog baya ang kalibutan..
ANAK: ayaw kabalaka nay, danlog man tuod ang kalibutan
pero daghang O*** kagunitan!
PATAY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:23 am |
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TEACHER: Pedro, how do you control your problems?
PEDRO: I don't boobs it ma'am.
TEACHER: What do you mean by " you don't boobs it?"
PEDRO: Hindi ko dinibdib ma'am..
hahahahahahaha kamatay ni si pedro oi..... |
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jovenal
Pupil
Age : 40
Registration date : 2009-02-05
Number of posts : 23
Location : lafuuuu lafuuuu
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| Subject: Re: Joke Time....... Post your Joke story here... Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:27 am |
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samtang akoy nag pungko2x
adunay tigulang nga nag bakho2x,
mikalit ug duol...
akoy nahadlok..
ug sa dihang ni storya..
DONG, EADD KO SA FACEBOOK BI!!!
YATI RA!!!!!HEHEHEHEHEHEHE |
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